Announcing a New Telephone Service
Did you ever have the urge to just pick up the phone and call someone -- anyone -- when you didn’t want to speak to anyone at all? Well, now you can … with BZPHONE -- that’s B-Z-P-H-O-N-E.
Yes, when you dial that number, you’ll always get a busy signal. That’s right, each and every time you pick up the phone and dial BZPHONE, the line is busy. You can call any time, day or night, 24 yours a day, including weekends and holidays.
For Christmas we even have our very own BZPHONE Santa. Have your little boy or girl dial BZPHONE during Christmas to hear Santa tell a story about what he and Mrs. Claus really do with those elves and reindeer--and all your child will get is a busy signal.
It’s so easy and so much fun. It’s a service your friends will love. And don’t forget to tell them, it costs absolutely nothing.
And absolutely nothing is what you and they will be getting. Isn’t it about time you knew what you were getting for your telephone dollars? And if everybody uses our new BZPHONE service, no one will be paying the phone company to make calls anymore and then there won’t be a phone company to raise your rates every other Thursday.
So call BZPHONE today, and each time you want to reach out and touch no one.
BZPHONE is a registered trademark. FCC, FDIC, FAA, OMG, FYI approved. Available in the contiguous United States, Mexico, Canada, and in a little outhouse in the Australian Outback.
©Jack Neubart. All rights reserved.
Yes, when you dial that number, you’ll always get a busy signal. That’s right, each and every time you pick up the phone and dial BZPHONE, the line is busy. You can call any time, day or night, 24 yours a day, including weekends and holidays.
For Christmas we even have our very own BZPHONE Santa. Have your little boy or girl dial BZPHONE during Christmas to hear Santa tell a story about what he and Mrs. Claus really do with those elves and reindeer--and all your child will get is a busy signal.
It’s so easy and so much fun. It’s a service your friends will love. And don’t forget to tell them, it costs absolutely nothing.
And absolutely nothing is what you and they will be getting. Isn’t it about time you knew what you were getting for your telephone dollars? And if everybody uses our new BZPHONE service, no one will be paying the phone company to make calls anymore and then there won’t be a phone company to raise your rates every other Thursday.
So call BZPHONE today, and each time you want to reach out and touch no one.
BZPHONE is a registered trademark. FCC, FDIC, FAA, OMG, FYI approved. Available in the contiguous United States, Mexico, Canada, and in a little outhouse in the Australian Outback.
©Jack Neubart. All rights reserved.
